if dick van dyke doesn’t stop being a fucking sexy bastard i’m gonna stamp this on my fucking mattress


and i’m not even bullshitting either.

Some people tap their feet. Some people snap their fingers. And some people just sway back and forth. I just sort of do ‘em all together I guess — Elvis Presley, August 1956.

Send help!!! :’(

Send help!!! :’(

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